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New Co-Ownership Opportunity: Hey there, future homeowner. I'm 536 N Orlando Ave #1, and yes, I do look this good for being born in 1960. I've had a full glow-up - renovated head to toe in 2021- and I'm now living my best life as part of a boutique 8-unit TIC community with California soul and just the right amount of Palm Springs sass. (If a cabana and a cocktail had a baby, it'd be me.) ... and because I am thinking of you, I added a l field guide describing TICs and lenders to ask questions in the MLS. Shwing! Let's talk layout: I'm rocking 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, and 981 square feet of open-concept goodness. Spacious, light-filled rooms? Check. Custom blinds, designer fixtures, and closets that Dolly Parton herself would cry over? Double check. (A quick PS: the living room shelf by the window is leaving upon sale.) Walk through MY (not the building's) west-facing patio complete with an iconic breeze block wall that says "I'm mysterious" without blocking the sunlight and step into luxury composite wood floors and a galley kitchen stacked with stainless appliances, slow close cabinets, quartz counters, range hood, microwave, and dishwasher. I'm practical and pretty. My bathrooms? Renovated, refined, and ready to handle your morning routine like a spa with ambition. Laundry? Got it. Hidden in a hall closet with a custom stacked setup. New AC, and heat? Obviously. Hard-wired SimpliSafe security cam with motion sensor, window contacts, and cameras? You bet, because I care. You'll also score two gated tandem parking spots, a massive ~30x15 storage room (hello, Costco runs), and even an EV charger for your sleek, guilt-free ride. Now let's talk neighborhood: Melrose Place is down the street (yes, that Melrose), with a bougie farmer's market. Santa Monica Blvd is freshly redone and full of delicious distractions. Rosewood STEM and Center for Early Education? Two blocks away and kind of a big deal. Toss in celeb-loved restaurants, Beverly Center, The Grove, thrift shops, bars and restaurants, and the iconic Paul Smith Pink Wall I'm not saying I'm well-connected, but I definitely know people. Oh, and guess what? I just appraised for $875,000. So yeah, I'm kind of a steal. This is a unique opportunity to live stylishly in West Hollywood's beating heart. I won't last long, literally, I'm already checking my inbox for showing requests. So come say hi. Schedule your private tour, reach out for the inside scoop, or swing by one of the open houses. I promise, I'm even better in person.